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#11
Old 02-12-2009, 04:07 PM
nathanator
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Defaultwow

someone could probably use a throat rub after a having a foot long meatball rammed in their throat!
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Old 02-12-2009, 04:19 PM
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the best blowjob also involves a rim job. Open close case!
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Old 02-12-2009, 04:28 PM
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Exclamationtry chloraseptic

I always recommend throat lossengers, or chloraseptic for my ladies, numbs the throat, and with me they need that...
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Old 02-12-2009, 04:36 PM
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I'm laughing so hard, I'm gonna puke......
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I always recommend throat lossengers, or chloraseptic for my ladies, numbs the throat, and with me they need that...
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Old 02-12-2009, 04:41 PM
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Cool

ask your girl to give you a BJ with ice cubes in her mouth it's like heaven
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Old 02-12-2009, 05:08 PM
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DefaultOmigosh

I can't believe Sarah that you have no clue that a bj can not get you pregnant. Even virgins know that. They teach that to you in sex ed or your parents should have explained that the semen need to go in your vagina. That is the only place that it can go that will get you pregnant.

And why would you ever rub a mans cock between your neck and throat. Rub his cock between your tits yes. I'm sorry but I can't help but think that you being a virgin isn't the issue it is just that you are plain stupid. I don't mean to be mean but good lord nobody could be that dumb. I just had to say that. Please stay away from men you definitely shouldn't be reproducing.
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#17
Old 02-12-2009, 07:33 PM
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OMG!!! This freakin' hilarious. Thanks for sharing this.
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Old 02-12-2009, 07:51 PM
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Defaulti like vagina and i like tits but i don't like period blood on my dick

So me and this girl were going at it for about an hour. we tried a few positions and what not then we tried doggy style. All of a sudden i hear owe no i look at her hand and it has blood all over it and so do I. I don't think i reacted the right way though i kinda said i have to go home and left. what a dick move huh
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Old 02-12-2009, 11:14 PM
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Defaultphone in the love

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let me paint a picture.....you and your guy are getting hot and heavy....and you are (me the girl) are just about to climax....his cell phone rings....and he answers it!!!!!!!! oh, hang on a sec (he says) I gotta answer that...what the f?
When on a girl I'm not going to stop if the house is on fire let alone the Phone.
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Old 02-13-2009, 12:01 AM
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Questionsarah

I can not believe your story. It makes me wonder how old you really are?
Polysporin can be bought any drug store, walmart.... Besides when doing deep throats, speed is not the goal. It is very erotic to go slow so he can have the full sensation and the anticipation of climax.Teasing him with your tongue also will excite him. I would advise you to rent a couple of porn flicks. Can be educational.
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