Dont skin your banana!

Back in my college days, I had a friend crash in an extra room with a gal he had been seing. In the morning, he comes out and confesses he had been playing w/her with a banana. I listened on, and he explaines that he had taken the skin off the banana, and it had broken off inside her. I couldnt believe how this otherwise smart guy hadnt seen that one coming!

now u have to go and eat her out

Just add nilla wafers and whip'd cream an he'll have nana pudn . .

ew...............

Spread her legs and eat that banana split!

can't believe he would have to ask,, on what to do..

Originally Posted by fadedroselongago

can't believe he would have to ask,, on what to do..

Mebbe he just REALLY doesn't like the taste of banyana?

(dontcha just LUV the rolleyes icon?

I had a on and off again relationship with this Woman I grew up with and we have always did the dirty in the most strange places.She is an exhibitionist to the core, not that she wants people to see but the danger of being caught makes her wet.So there we were Coronado Island California.I found a great sandy spot at the back of the Base and it happened to be a Helicopter base.Long story short my little white as was just bouncing away in the mid day Sun when a Huge Amphibious Assault Unit drove up on us full of Marines.I was laughing they were laughing and it turned out we were getting freaky on a Missile Range.I ended up getting her sister pregnant after the War and Married her for five years.Now She just bought her some new Boobs.Looks like I'm in for another Adventure :P

First I'm wondering why was he using a banana.and second I'm wondering why was he using something like that when he had the right equipment to use in the first place...must not have been to smart.