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Old 01-25-2012, 07:17 AM
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Coolsaddest / Funniest lost virginity Story

This is purely pathetic, and to my dismay, totally true. I have turned it into a big joke now though.

In the early 70's I was pressured by my boyfriend who was drafted to give it up before he went to Vietnam. Who knows he would say, if he would ever make it back. After a few weeks of relentless pressure and great foreplay I said yes. Where we lived there wasn't many places to go, so we parked way out in the middle of a field where no cars could see us from any road.

Just as things were getting to the "ooh baby ooh" stage a red light hits the car. We scramble up, (we were in a 1970 Plymouth Cuda) and there was the cops! He hurriedly pulled his pants on and shirt without buttoning it, I grabbed my coat and put it on, when they came to the car window they wanted our I.D. He was 19, I was 17, so I had to lie and use a friends name and say I didn't have my purse.

I guess Even foolish kids get a break, because they just laughed and left, knowing they had ruined the moment. I hope other peoples first time was better than mine!
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Old 01-26-2012, 01:15 AM
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Old 02-11-2012, 04:28 PM
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